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Sex Ed. A-Go-Go is one part ADULT sex ed. Q & A; one part go-go revue.

The brainchild of Dirty Lola, Sex Ed. A-Go-Go seeks to inspire your libido and open your mind to a world of sexual possibilities.

Meet October’s Go-Go Diva, AKYNOS!!

Welcome to my world. This bio is written in the first person because, art.

 My official stage names are The Incredible, Edible, Akynos, Or MFA (MothaFuckin’ Akynos) It’s pronounced (Ah-Key-Nos). My tagline: “The Beast Of Burlesque” was given to me by performer friend Voodoo Onyx. I’m a New York raised stripper. Featured in nude magazines, music videos, and adult websites since I was 17. I’m a MILF supreme, nappy hair having, 45” of ass, performance artist. You can find me taking it off in burlesque showcases across the globe but primarily on NYC stages. I’ve featured/headlined in showcases both locally and internationally. In 2009 I was the winner of the best soloist and judge’s choice award at the Boston Burlesque Expo. In the same year, I was runner-up for the Miss International Showgirl competition in Jamaica; (one day I will compete again). I’ve curated shows in my homeland of Jamaica at the infamous Hedonism II resort, NYC, Vegas, and DC. My last projects were Darkie, THICK, and Dark. Nude. Storytellers. which makes a reappearance this October 2017. My upcoming projects are my new one-woman show “Black Pussy”, the scripted web series “Chronicles Of A Black Heaux”, and the social/whore commentary web-series “Whore Logic”, (currently on YouTube) all need your support and attention. 

 A leadership and program developer/organizer I am also a member of several different sex worker ran/lead organizations where I’ve lobbied in New York State against Condoms As Evidence and helped make recommendations on human rights policies at The UN. Some of these wonderful organizations which I hope you will support are: The Desiree AllianceThe Sex Worker Film & Arts FestivalBest Practices Policy ProjectSWOP-NYCWe Are Dancers and The NJ Red Umbrella Alliance; because being a ho should be every woman’s [person’s] fundamental right. And sex work is work. Don’t debate me on that. I’ll tear you down.

 I was a dance major in high-school and had a short theater acting stint until I decided to take a long break to raise my children and deal with patriarchy. I’ve performed in, competed and won many talent competitions since I was 12. These days I’m a borough famous emerging artist who holds two college degrees, working as a massage therapist and a maid because something has to support my artistic habit. All the while I’m wagging my duster at you, screaming for the rights of every human to use their body and energy how they choose. Walk with me. -A”

See the Incredible Edible Akynos in action at SHAG After Dark on August 13th!

Last Show of 2017!!! Saturday October 28th @ Otto’s Shrunken Head!!!!

Welcome to New York’s ONLY sex positive and body positive live talk and variety show hybrid, hosted by the indomitable Dirty Lola, a sex educator who has made her name making sex education fun and empowering.

Sex Ed A Go Go is the perfect place for adults to ask frank questions and hear raw and real conversation about bodies, fetishes, relationships, and other sex-related subjects from sex education and sex industry professionals. Grab a friend and join Lola and her Pussy Posse at Otto’s Shrunken Head to get your questions answered and check out New York’s finest burlesque and go-go dancers all at the same time!

This month Mollena Lee Williams-Hass and Akynos are joining the Pussy Posse!!!

Get empowered, get sexy, and get going–live in New York City!!!

Get Tickets Here!

$10 Early Bird

$15 At The Door

2 Drink Minimum

Make sure you have lots of singles for our giver of go-go goodness Akynos and for our awesome raffle!!!

 

Meet September’s Special Guest, Kimmay Caldwell!!!

Kimmay Caldwell is a soulful bra fitter and marketer on a mission to help people everywhere say hurray inside, outside, and underneath™. Her career in intimates began in 2005 when she started as a bra fitter in a small NYC shop. It was then that her eyes were opened to the healing possibilities of a bra fitting. And after seeing what real bodies look like (not airbrushed falsities) she started her own journey of loving her body and now encourages others to do the same. Since then she has fit thousands of people for bras and swimsuits for cup sizes AA to N, run the marketing department for a lingerie retailer, and traveled the world to partner with some of the best brands in lingerie. In 2014 she started her own lingerie content marketing company, Hurray Media, which helps brands create educational and inspirational content and campaigns. 

You’ll always find Kimmay sharing her advice and heart on her website, Hurray Kimmay, as well as in the press! During her years as the brand merchandiser for Saks Fifth Avenue and Bergdorf Goodman for La Perla, she appeared on The Martha Stewart Show and Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style. These two appearances, at the age of 22, were just the start. You may have seen Kimmay sharing her bra fitting expertise and encouragement in magazines like Brides, Women’s Health, Real Simple, and more. Or seen her on The Rachael Ray Show, or in national commercials for Warner’s. Or caught her modeling a cup-sized bikini in O Magazine. 

When she’s not home in NYC, Kimmay travels the world spreading the word about the positive impact of undergarments and learning to love yourself. Her adventures have taken her to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Guatemala, Paris, and so much more. She is the proud owner of a strawberry blonde cat, named Sunny and married to her wonderful husband, Trent. 

NEXT SHOW!! Saturday September 30th @ Otto’s Shrunken Head!

Welcome to New York’s ONLY sex positive and body positive live talk and variety show hybrid, hosted by the indomitable Dirty Lola, a sex educator, storyteller, and sex toy peddler who has made her name making sex education fun and empowering.

Sex Ed A Go Go is the perfect place for adults to ask frank questions and hear raw and real conversation about bodies, fetishes, relationships, and other sex-related subjects from sex education and sex industry professionals. Grab a friend and join Lola and her Pussy Posse at Otto’s Shrunken Head to get your questions answered and check out New York’s finest burlesque and go-go dancers all at the same time!

This month Kimmay Caldwell and Divina GranSparkle are joining the Pussy Posse!!!

Get empowered, get sexy, and get going–live in New York City!!!

Get Tickets Here!

$10 Early Bird

$15 At The Door

2 Drink Minimum

Make sure you have lots of singles for our giver of go-go goodness Divina GranSparkle and for our awesome raffle!!!

SEAGG The Podcast!! Episode #031: The Pillow Lovers Show

Hey loves! Due to technical difficulties beyond our control, the audio for this podcast is a bit wonky. We cleaned it up as best we could, and we hope you still enjoy the show!

Burlesque MC and gad about, Bastard Keith and the glamorous performer and sexual rights advocate, Zyra Lee Vanity, joined Lola on stage at Otto’s Shrunken Head on April 22nd for another installment of Sex Ed A Go-Go.

When you get a Canadian burlesque sensation together with a cheeky MC to talk about sex you’re guaranteed a night filled with laughter and strange conversations. Exactly how we like it.

On this episode of Sex Ed A Go-Go, Lola and the crew chat about Toronto’s one and only sex club, Lola’s super polyamorous week, Keith’s connection to the Pokémon universe, internet haters, why most toys for men suck, Prince, blow job tips, ethical porn, pillow lovers, kink shame, and how to gracefully apologize.

You can find Bastard Keith on Twitter, @BastardKeith and online Bastardkeith.com

You can find Zyra Lee Vanity on Twitter, @Zyraleevanity

 

Meet Our West Coast Tour Sponsor, Njoy!!!

You read that right! The folks over at Njoy are sponsoring our west coast tour!!!

It’s no secret that we are HUGE fans of Njoy. Not only do they make amazing sex toys, but they’re also an amazing company that supports the sex ed community. They hold a special place in our sex geek hearts.

We are so excited to be working with them again. With their help we will be hitting San Francisco, Sacramento, and L.A. September 8th – 18th. Their support means we can concentrate on bringing our best out west.

To learn more about NJoy and their amazing toys visit NJoyToys.com.

Dirty Lola is Heading to Catalyst Con!!!

Dirty Lola is returning to Catalyst Con this September 15th -17th with events and talks all weekend long!!

Lola is kicking off the unofficial first night of the conference with CCon A Go-Go: A Welcome Q&A! If it’s your first time at CatalystCon, you’re a wee bit shy or you just want to hang out with awesome folks join CatalystCon alumni Dirty Lola, Katie Mack, and Zyra Lee for an evening of con survival tips, laughter, and PRIZES!!

Friday morning join Lola for Get Booked: Everything You Need to Know about Marketing your Workshops and Events. She will guide you through the process of finding the shop or venue that fits your teaching style and needs, the proper way to reach out to venues, and everything you need to know about putting together and submitting your workshop or event proposal. She will also give you tips and resources that will help shops and venues market your event and advice from other workshop coordinators from around the country. This workshop requires a separate registration. You don’t have to be attending the conference to attend the talk.

Saturday you’ll have two chances to hear Lola speak. She’ll be presenting Femme as Fuck: The Devaluation of Femininity Within The Feminist Movement with Antoinette Patterson and Rebecca Hiles and Behind The Curtain: Running Multiple Day Events And Coming Out Sane with Cathy Vartuli and Dee Dennis.

Sunday Lola will close out her west coast tour by joining Dr. Liz Powell and Cathy Vartuli for Shame, Perfectionism, and Redemption: How Our Community Can Clean Things Up, Restore Justice, and Heal.

There’s still time to register for Catalyst Con and catch Lola and other amazing folks share their knowledge! It’s definitely going to be a memorable weekend!

Sex Ed A Go-Go: San Francisco Edition!!! September 9th @ The STUD!!

New York’s ONLY sex and body positive live talk and variety show hybrid, is making its way to the west coast this fall! Sex educator, storyteller, and dildo slinger, Dirty Lola is bringing her Pussy Posse to San Francisco’s The STUD.

Sex Ed A Go Go is the perfect place for adults to ask frank questions and hear raw and real conversation about bodies, fetishes, relationships, and other sex-related subjects from sex education and sex industry professionals in a safe and fun environment while enjoying one of San Francisco’s finest burlesque and go-go performers all at the same time!!!

This month we have an awesome line up joining Lola’s Pussy Posse at The STUD! Nine-year burlesque veteran and the most magical of black girls Mone’t Ha-Sidi and relationship coach and licensed psychologist Dr. Liz Powell will both be making their Pussy Posse debut!!

Grab a friend and get empowered, get sexy, and get going–live in San Francisco!!!

$10 Early Bird

$15 At The Door

Make sure you have lots of singles for our giver of go-go goodness Mone’t Ha-Sidi and for our awesome raffle!!

SEAGG The Podcast!! Episode #030: The Dating and Dicks Show

Witchy woman and musician, Mima Good and the sensual sensation, Joie Nouveau, joined Dirty Lola on stage at Otto’s Shrunken Head on March 27th for another installment of Sex Ed A Go-Go.

Hey loves! Due to technical difficulties beyond our control, the audio for this podcast is a bit wonky. We cleaned it up as best we could, and we hope you still enjoy the show!

On this episode of Sex Ed A Go-Go, Lola and the crew chat about their dating highs and lows, tribbing vs. scissoring and other words millennials have ruined, jealousy, bad poetry, sex shop stories, and three way dates with cuckolds.

You can find Mima Good on Twitter, @Mimagoodwitch and online at Mimagood.com

You can find Joie Nouveau on Twitter, @JuJumagic and online at Julianeveu.wixsite.com